Monday, May 3, 2010

Eye Spy

When you find 2 large, creepy spiders on the bottom of your father-in-law's pool, you should scoop them up. You know your father-in-law well enough to know that he likes a clean pool. You also know that he hates spiders. When you scoop them up, be sure to keep them fully intact. Next you should make sure the father-in-law is really occupied (like sitting at the dining room table with a magazine article). Then you should go into his bathroom and place the 2 large spiders in 2 good spots. Finally, you wait for a reaction. You should do all of this only if you are his son-in-law.

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